June 11th 1999 - After School

[fortunatetoaster]

[ It's a hot Friday afternoon in June, and there's nothing particularly unusual going on in the clubroom today.

... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.

and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]

... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?

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[ohmygah]

She probably wanted to make sure that dinosaur didn't follow me here!

[flatview]

There's a dinosaur in this school?

[ohmygah]

Nah, it was riding a unicorn in Miss Bubblegum's office! He seemed happy!

Maybe Nui and Minako should do some riding together!

[Since they both seemed to be getting along so much today.]

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[flatview]

[ wait what ]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Minako was considering whipping off her top for real and seeing if that got a reaction but okay there's some great reasons right there that would be a bad idea, fine, back to the drawing board at lightning speed. ]

Maybe, but who would be riding who?

[ POINTEDLY BATS EYELASHES ]

[ohmygah]

You guys would be on the horse.

[Silly Minako. Needs the workings of horseback riding explained to her.]

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[ohmygah]

Oh, you should give the horse a name before you guys go riding though! Like... Alice!

[That's a nice name.]

You guys ride together on top of Alice!

[flatview]

[ LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING BLESS YOU OSAKA ]

What do you say, Alice?!

[independent_dollmaker]

I think I just remembered something I have to do right now, anywhere but here.

[loveandwillpower]

If only she would, then I wouldn't be in this mess!

[independent_dollmaker]

[Alice nearly trips as she storms out of the classroom.]

[flatview]

[ wiping a tear away ] Did you say something?

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[loveandwillpower]

[ Oh no SHES ESCAPING gotta say it within earshot or else it doesn't count. ]

Speaking of renouncing my ways, I, Aino Minako, have decided to broaden my horizons in the glorious pursuit of love and romance!

[all_onis_are_true]

[Oh my GOD Osaka.]

Osaka, I feel like this would be a VERY good time to teach you about double entendre...

[flatview]

[ tosses her purse at his face NO DON'T STOP HER THIS IS TOO GOOD ]

[all_onis_are_true]

[*PURSED.* Excuse us, you dislodged his glasses with that toss. He is mildly stunned.]

[ohmygah]

[What just happened]

Wow, that looked like it hurt, Hiroshi. Maybe Nui and Minako would let you watch them!

Maybe ride too, but I don't think you got experience...

[No offense.]

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[flatview]

[ Did. Did she not realize what she just said, wow. Amazing. Nui proceeds to start screeching in laughter. ]

[all_onis_are_true]

...I honestly have no idea what is going on here anymore.

[itwasfeyt]

I'm... not sure either.

[punches_fog]

That may be for the best.

[itwasfeyt]

....If there's a dinosaur in the school, do you think it's some kind of exchange student? That would be really foreign.

[punches_fog]

Unless it was a Fukuiraptor. Or Godzilla. I think he's a citizen.

[all_onis_are_true]

I am fairly certain there are no extinct reptiles in our school.

[itwasfeyt]

Not that you know of! One of us could even be an extinct reptile in disguise!