June 11th 1999 - After School

[fortunatetoaster]

[ It's a hot Friday afternoon in June, and there's nothing particularly unusual going on in the clubroom today.

... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.

and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]

... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?

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[loveandwillpower]

[ Minako was considering whipping off her top for real and seeing if that got a reaction but okay there's some great reasons right there that would be a bad idea, fine, back to the drawing board at lightning speed. ]

Maybe, but who would be riding who?

[ POINTEDLY BATS EYELASHES ]

[ohmygah]

You guys would be on the horse.

[Silly Minako. Needs the workings of horseback riding explained to her.]

2/2

[ohmygah]

Oh, you should give the horse a name before you guys go riding though! Like... Alice!

[That's a nice name.]

You guys ride together on top of Alice!

[flatview]

[ LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING BLESS YOU OSAKA ]

What do you say, Alice?!

[independent_dollmaker]

I think I just remembered something I have to do right now, anywhere but here.

[loveandwillpower]

If only she would, then I wouldn't be in this mess!

[independent_dollmaker]

[Alice nearly trips as she storms out of the classroom.]

[flatview]

[ wiping a tear away ] Did you say something?

[1/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Oh no SHES ESCAPING gotta say it within earshot or else it doesn't count. ]

Speaking of renouncing my ways, I, Aino Minako, have decided to broaden my horizons in the glorious pursuit of love and romance!

[2/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Handclasp, shoujo eyes, sparkly bubbles in the background we're going at this full throttle. ]

♡ Nui. Join me on this wonderful exploration. I can't promise I'll be loyal but I can promise I'll be worth it! ♡

[itwasfeyt]

[LOUD GASP from over in this corner]

[all_onis_are_true]

...She can NOT be serious.

[And what was with Alice's reaction?]

[itwasfeyt]

She HAS to be! I can't believe she never told me!

[SO BETRAYED...]

[flatview]

[ Tilting her head to the side and looking genuinely puzzled. ]

Um...what? Woah, I didn't know you swung that way for real!

[loveandwillpower]

I didn't either! I've been through a lot of self-discovery lately, you know!

[fortunatetoaster]

...

Um.

[ HELLO

ANYONE WANT TO TELL HER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

THIS HAS GONE SO FAR OFF THE RAILS SHE'S NOT SURE HOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO RERAIL IT ]

A--anyone wanna explain what the hell's goin' on here?!

[loveandwillpower]

I've finally given in to my latent Pacific inclinations is what!

[all_onis_are_true]

[Oh my GOD Osaka.]

Osaka, I feel like this would be a VERY good time to teach you about double entendre...

[flatview]

[ tosses her purse at his face NO DON'T STOP HER THIS IS TOO GOOD ]

[all_onis_are_true]

[*PURSED.* Excuse us, you dislodged his glasses with that toss. He is mildly stunned.]

[ohmygah]

[What just happened]

Wow, that looked like it hurt, Hiroshi. Maybe Nui and Minako would let you watch them!

Maybe ride too, but I don't think you got experience...

[No offense.]

[punches_fog]

Uh...Osaka, maybe we should go find Nurse Bubblegum...

[ohmygah]

Huh? Oh, ya think so? She left in a hurry...

[punches_fog]

Yeah. Let's go find her...

[This is going badly enough already. Besides, it probably actually was important.]

[loveandwillpower]

[ She's on a mission, she can't grab that innuendo and milk it for all it's worth, SACRIFICES ARE HARD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ]