June 11th 1999 - After School

[fortunatetoaster]

[ It's a hot Friday afternoon in June, and there's nothing particularly unusual going on in the clubroom today.

... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.

and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]

... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?

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[independent_dollmaker]

I think I just remembered something I have to do right now, anywhere but here.

[loveandwillpower]

If only she would, then I wouldn't be in this mess!

[independent_dollmaker]

[Alice nearly trips as she storms out of the classroom.]

[flatview]

[ wiping a tear away ] Did you say something?

[1/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Oh no SHES ESCAPING gotta say it within earshot or else it doesn't count. ]

Speaking of renouncing my ways, I, Aino Minako, have decided to broaden my horizons in the glorious pursuit of love and romance!

[2/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Handclasp, shoujo eyes, sparkly bubbles in the background we're going at this full throttle. ]

♡ Nui. Join me on this wonderful exploration. I can't promise I'll be loyal but I can promise I'll be worth it! ♡

[itwasfeyt]

[LOUD GASP from over in this corner]

[all_onis_are_true]

...She can NOT be serious.

[And what was with Alice's reaction?]

[itwasfeyt]

She HAS to be! I can't believe she never told me!

[SO BETRAYED...]

[all_onis_are_true]

Maya, can you honestly cite ANYTHING in the past that would have indicated this to be a probable result?

[itwasfeyt]

Of course not! That's why I feel so betrayed! She hid it so well!

[all_onis_are_true]

...

I believe I should... go talk to Alice...

[flatview]

[ Tilting her head to the side and looking genuinely puzzled. ]

Um...what? Woah, I didn't know you swung that way for real!

[loveandwillpower]

I didn't either! I've been through a lot of self-discovery lately, you know!

1/2

[flatview]

Huh! Well, the more you know!

[ Nui is that all you're going to say

is that is ]

[flatview]

[ except not. she just sort of...claps her hands together and says in her usual way-too-flippant-for-this-situation voice ]

Sorry, but I have to turn you down! It would be too weird! [ gosh you're like her best friend don't just spring LESBIANS on her like that ]

[1/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ DRAMATICALLY ROLLS OFF THE DESK AND THEN UNDER IT SHES TOTALLY INCONSOLABLE

oh thank god ]

And thus did Minako's tender spring of love turn to cruellest winter...

[2/2]

[loveandwillpower]

[ Ok she kind of owes it to Alice to find out for sure AND almost everyone else has fled for one reason or another, CHANCE GET ]

...Weird because we're both girls, or weird because I'm way too smoking hot and out of your league?

[ Look Minako's ego requires a lot of feeding right now ]

[flatview]

I'd say number two, but let's face it, you're bluffing waaaay too hard~.

[fortunatetoaster]

...

Um.

[ HELLO

ANYONE WANT TO TELL HER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

THIS HAS GONE SO FAR OFF THE RAILS SHE'S NOT SURE HOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO RERAIL IT ]

A--anyone wanna explain what the hell's goin' on here?!

[loveandwillpower]

I've finally given in to my latent Pacific inclinations is what!

[fortunatetoaster]

...

Your what.

[loveandwillpower]

You know, that poet from Greece, the one from... [ ??? Minako is not the best scholar here ] Lesbian Island?

[fortunatetoaster]

[ JUST

FACE IN HANDS ]