June 32nd, 19XX: Endless Theatre Round 2

[independent_dollmaker]

[Congratulations, friends! You survived to the end. Unless you didn't, in which better luck next time. Either way, enjoy some refreshments and discuss the events of the last few days. Round 2.

On the chalkboard is a sign, reading:]

HIROSHI - 5
OSAKA - 4 5

[Looks like Hiroshi still has the high score. Also looks like everyone is counted towards the score, wwhether you killed them yourself or not.]

Well, that's two times I've survived to the end. Maybe I'm just lucky?

[Your back was broken, Alice.]

Comments

[all_onis_are_true]

That really isn't that funny, you know.

[flatview]

Really? It's funny to me!

[loveandwillpower]

Gloat over that high score while you still can! When my turn comes around, I'm aiming for the top! Full sweep! Home run basket!

[kouyouensei]

I'm glad it got fixed. I was gonna say, it's unfair that you get a higher "score" cause your folks are still together!

[punches_fog]

I don't know whether we should take this more or less seriously...

[happyhalloween]

... do you think the President will give Maria demerits for dying?

[This is a legit concern.]

[all_onis_are_true]

Er, no, I do not think dying is something you should penalize anybody for, Maria.

[itwasfeyt]

Probably not...

[kouyouensei]

Of course not! There's no such thing as posthumous demerits! Just posthumous awards!

[loveandwillpower]

I've died twice, and this time it wasn't even onscreen! A star like me deserves star treatment!

[flatview]

We can swap next time! The spotlight is stressful! [ going nuts is stressful ]

[kouyouensei]

But Minako-chan's motives for being out in the woods are so mysterious! Build up the suspense.

[punches_fog]

...offscreen death high five?

[independent_dollmaker]

Ah, the score changed.

[happyhalloween]

We forgot about Osaka's papa, which was dumb. Of course Osaka killed her papa first. Maria would kill Mama first.

[kouyouensei]

The line through that 4 is hard to read. I almost saw forty-five for a second.

[itwasfeyt]

Phew! [Maya wipes her brow, sitting back in one of the chairs that were just there.] I've been really important in these cycles, huh?

[all_onis_are_true]

Excuse me, I believe I have had a rather central role as well, do you not agree?

[kouyouensei]

You survived both times, too! I have a hunch Maya-chan'll make it to the bottom of this!

[ohmygah]

[hahaha that's so funny alice

she'll just enjoy it over here

in the corner

definitely not shaking in horror

haha]

[all_onis_are_true]

[Hiroshi is just over here patting her on the back. Offering buddies yo.]

[independent_dollmaker]

Don't worry, I don't have any hard feelings about the whole rock thing. Walking is over-rated, I think.

[happyhalloween]

[Maria will come over eventually.]

It's not Osaka's fault. Osaka was possessed.

[She leans against Osaka.]

Maria didn't know Osaka's papa was like Mama.

[kouyouensei]

God, it's such a pain calling everybody one by one! We need some way to contact people all at once... the cutting edge of technology...

Who wants to make a mailing list?

[punches_fog]

Taken out at the very beginning again...I'm going to have to step up my game.

[kouyouensei]

We need to get you out of this town! Does your uncle have a lake house or something we could visit?