June 11, 1999 -- After School

[kouyouensei]

[Friday. A simple time when people are rushing more rambunctiously out the doors and are more likely to leave them ajar should somebody who doesn't attend insist on entering the school building. Clicking heels ring through the halls and soon enough Haruhi's abandoned classroom radar goes off.

Currently her heels hover a few inches above the floor as she's leaned forward to slam the table with all her might, eyes watering from the dust pushed into the air.]

What do you MEAN they still haven't given you guys' club official recognition? This is head and shoulders above some of the other so-called activities! You have a calligraphy club at this school, don't you? All they do is write.

Who does a person have to talk with around here for some justice?

[Turning her head from person to person with expectant glares. A gentler glare for Maria by a slim margin]

Comments

[itwasfeyt]

Oh! Maria, you must mean Spencer-sensei! Yeah, he's our English teacher, and he's English too!

[And he's a neeeeerd.]

[independent_dollmaker]

American, actually. My father knows him.

[kouyouensei]

[SLAMS THE TABLE BUT IN A GOOD WAY.]

You're our ticket in! Sidle up to him, all aflutter about your recent experiences with local myths you'd like to share with the world... English-language publication that has ten thousand points of cultural merit!!!

[independent_dollmaker]

I'm not sure I even know how to be aflutter about something. Besides, we haven't had any mythological experiences.

[kouyouensei]

Nothing at all? I thought everything mysterious just happened while I wasn't around or something...

[No Haruhi they literally just hang out whether or not you are here]

[itwasfeyt]

I wish it did! Nothing supernatural has happened recently at all!

[kouyouensei]

Not even any rampaging bears...?

[independent_dollmaker]

Are there even bears in this area?

[happyhalloween]

Uu! There's Tomosuke! He's a panda bear. That counts, right?

[itwasfeyt]

Oh! Maybe there's some bear ghosts around here we can investigate!

[happyhalloween]

Uu. Like the bear at Maya-oneesan's house.

[Bear statue, that is.]

[fortunatetoaster]

There's gotta be somethin' we can try ta investigate. Even if it's been quiet lately.

That bear statue, where's it from?

[happyhalloween]

Kurain Village! That's where Maya-oneesan and Mia-oneesan were born! But the first Fey came from Izumizaki!

[Maria has been asking questions.]

[all_onis_are_true]

[Oh NO.]

You cannot be serious.

[itwasfeyt]

what? What's wrong about this plan?

[all_onis_are_true]

That guy is... how should I say it... too perfect.

[Read: Off his nut.]

[itwasfeyt]

Exactly! He's the PERFECT guy for the job!

[Maya sees no problem with this.]

[all_onis_are_true]

No, I mean that would mean THAT man is the one who will be representing us.