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June 32nd, 19XX: Endless Theatre Round 3

[Congratulations, friends! You survived to the end. Unless you didn't, in which better luck next time. Either way, enjoy some refreshments and discuss the events of the last few days. Round 3.

On the chalkboard is a sign, reading:]

HIROSHI - 5
OSAKA - 5
MINAKO - 7

[Minako has achieved the high score.]

There are several obvious jokes I could make right now, but I think I'd rather leave those to someone else.

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Alright!

[Haruhi claps her hands very hard. She's wearing pajamas and has her hair elaborately braided because she's been stuck in this slumber party for several months.]

Good work, everyone! We know there's another killer and that alien demons are real! This is great.

Do we know either of those things?

Well, okay, maybe the alien demons are a metaphor for the bear. But this is big progress.

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Wait, how on Earth did we come to that SECOND conclusion?

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Alien princesses are real - I never said where the demons were from!

Nice seeing your face in one piece, btw

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So are the alien demons the same as the bear witches or are they just allies?

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Right! Alien demons are even worse then regular demons!

[Guess who was doing the braiding.]

We don't know for sure that someone else killed me, but there is a lot of circumstantial evidence.

Actually, if it weren't for the different MO each time, I'd guess I might actually be completely unrelated.

Good LORD. That was interminable. Are we CERTAIN that only took a few days?

Apparently it was even shorter than the last two rounds.

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[Haruhi has her hands on her hips and is not actually facing him.]

If there's time I'm gonna be holding you to that offer of ice cream.

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You should try being dead the whole time.

...I'm proud of what you did there, though.

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You were in my Venus Dungeon of Love, so of course it seemed like a beautiful eternity!

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Geez... if I'd gone head first out the window before Maya did her thing, I'd have gotten a solid eight. But seven's not bad!

[ Minako's said the second sentence word for word before when getting her tests back. ]

Don't worry. When it's Maria's turn, Maria will break Venus' record... but you're Minako again, right? Venus is done possessing you?

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Does suicide count as a murder?

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I don't know if I like it, exactly, but it's interesting to see how everyone's got their own...uh...style.

[Souji is never reading another volume of Witch Detective.]

It's a shame we'll never get to see your style in this story.

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[ Looking over the board. ] Shouldn't Maya have a point up there, too?

..............

HEY YEAH!! I got a head start on mine!

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Well! That ended as dramatically as it needed to be, I think!

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I'm worried about my singing voice, so next time, the throat's off limits! And so's the face! A beautiful death's how I want to go out!

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Great round, everyone!

...But I got so far and died again! But at least it was onscreen this time.

I think generally speaking, it tends to be a given that the person DOING the killing dies at the end.

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But if you got all of us, then who would kill you?

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