endless_june | June 12th, The Woods, Near midnight

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June 12th, The Woods, Near midnight

[Well, if they didn't want kids exploring the woods, maybe they should have said why!

Hiroshi, Alice, Nui, Osaka, Chiyoko, Maya, Minako and Maria advance through the darkness. It's not as creepy as Alice was expecting, honestly. She told her parents that she was visiting Maria, and wouldn't be back until late, and they seemed happy enough that she was spending time with friends to not ask too many questions. Her main contribution to the exploration party: A flashlight!

Alice looks up, quietly noting the moonless sky. Good luck, hearing about this whole thing the day before a new moon.]

So, I never did get a clear answer on whether or not there are bears in this area.

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Don't say that! You know what happens to gorgeous sexy blondes in slasher flicks, don't you?!

Ah, right! Make sure to avenge my death, in that case--you'll end up being the final girl, I think.

[ although it's said in a way that clearly states she's just being an ass on purpose...with people like Osaka around, you never know ]

[ WOW rude POINTEDLY IGNORING NUI to flop on the ground and pretend to die horribly. ]

Here lies Minako Aino, she would have brought joy to the hearts of thousands but a witch cut her face off for being too gorgeous and sexy. Rest in peace, Minako...

[ STARTS POKING MINAKO'S BACK ] Wooooow, she's really fresh-looking for a corpse.

[Osaka plucks some grass and lets them fall on Minako's head, while doing a respectful military salute.]

Goodbye, Minako. You'll be missed by all for your bravery...

[Tears stream down face.]

But what about the black-haired ones? They usually die first, with the funny ones!

Wait, wait, which one is the funny one?!

[ points at Osaka with her parasol ]

That... would probably be Osaka!

[Sorry osaka!]

Huh? But I don't have any funny one-liners, or a wiseguy personality.

...Do I?

[Already starting to imagine herself as some kinda sidekick in an action film. It already seems pretty exhausting, running away from explosions and the like.]