June 11th 1999 - After School

[fortunatetoaster]

[ It's a hot Friday afternoon in June, and there's nothing particularly unusual going on in the clubroom today.

... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.

and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]

... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?

Comments

[all_onis_are_true]

Exactly what logic are we talking about here, anyway?

[Besides moon logic.]

They are named after their LOCATIONS, not the food substances they resemble.

[happyhalloween]

... but ... Maria thought you eat things off plates?

[ohmygah]

Hiroshi, don't be mean and tell Maria to eat things off the floor or something...

[Honestly, Hiroshi. What a jerk move.]

[all_onis_are_true]

...They have nothing to do with eating. Osaka, Maria, you ARE aware of what tectonic plates are, right?

[happyhalloween]

Osaka says the world is a giant food tray and the plates keep moving around because whoever's carrying the earth is kinda clumsy. That's why we were matching our plates with food!

[ohmygah]

[It feels kind of silly hearing it now, but she doesn't want to lose face already.]

Y-yeah! And I think, uh, earthquakes happen when the plates touch each, right?

[all_onis_are_true]

That is... a rather grandiose and silly metaphor, although Osaka is correct about plate overlap causing earthquakes. Actually, it is the heat of the inside of the earth itself causing the plates to move. They did teach you about this in your science courses, correct?

[happyhalloween]

Um.

[This is homework, Hiroshi. That kind of implies that they taught about it. Of course, whether or not Maria or Osaka paid very good attention is very much up for grabs.]

... oh! I think I get it! Because the earth is hot it's sweaty! That's why it's so clumsy with the plates!

[ohmygah]

Yeah, that sounds right!

[Another win for Team Witch.]

[happyhalloween]

[High five!]