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endless_june2015-02-07 03:40 pm
fortunatetoaster) wrote in endless_june2015-02-07 03:40 pm
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June 11th 1999 - After School
[ It's a hot Friday afternoon in June, and there's nothing particularly unusual going on in the clubroom today.
... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.
and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]
... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?
... which isn't much of an introduction, but it's the truth.
and of course, you can bet your behinds that Prez isn't going to have this. She lets the usual chatter stretch out for a little while before finally taking her place at the head of the room and slapping a hand down on the teacher's podium. ]
... alright! I--I'm callin' an official uh-- hearing...? -- m--meetin' to order! Y'hear me?
Re: done
... is Osaka okay?
[No wait, Osaka had asked her a question.]
Maria needs help with homework!
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[...oh dear. Suddenly very afraid.]
Um. Okay! Whatcha working on..?
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[Maria shows Osaka the worksheet in question.]
I think I figured out these [She points at the plates named after continents.] but I don't know which ones the others are.
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Its the worst school lessons in the history of humanity.
She stares at it a long moment, a clear struggle going on between her eyes.]
W-well... Food goes on plates... Right?
[She's got this. she's got this]
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... Maria doesn't really understand it.
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[None of it makes sense this is her most basic understanding of the idea.]
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... Maria still needs to match the plate names to the plates, though.
[And all the easy ones are already matched. She's got stuff like Nazca and Scotia and Cocos left.]
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Ehhh.... w-well... what kind of food does this area look like?
[Pointing at a random continent.]
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Maybe a crepe with filling.
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[Yes, sound logic.]
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What about this one?
[Maria's pointing to the Australian-Indian Plate.]
It looks like a banana!
[She giggles.]
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[She rubs her chin thoughtfully.]
Banana starts with b... and so does bank.... the Bank of Nova Scotia is a bank...
[She nods triumphantly.] Its gotta be Scotia!
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Phillipines!
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That one looks like a weenie that got cut off!
[She's pointing to the Caribbean plate.]
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Ew, nasty...
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Nasty... nazty... nazcy... NAZCA!
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Really? I like weenies. Especially when they're cut into octopusses.
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Er, yeah, I just don't like 'em cut up...
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[Maria stares at her worksheet and frowns.]
Maria doesn't think any of the rest of the plates look like food.
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...? What are you two working on?
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[Maria holds up the worksheet, so Hiroshi can see all the wrong answers they've written down.]
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Look, let me help. See, this goes here, and...
[He begins correcting her on, well, pretty much everything.]
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... but those plates don't look anything like the foods the names match with.
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Yeah, that doesn't connect to the facts, Hiroshi! Ya gotta use careful logic with tough stuff like plates.
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